Two snow men in a field. One said "can you smell carrots?"
What gets wetter as it dries?A Towel! hahahahaWhat is pink and fluffy?Pink Fluff! (Thank you Samuel)
I am having a good chuckle, thank you for your jokes, keep them coming :)
You need to say this one out loudQ: where do you go to weigh a pie?A: somewhere over the rainbow